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December 22 – January 20
With the ‘capable Capricorn’ Sun/
Mercury/Venus three-way in your career zone start
pumping out your CV to all CEOs who meet your
standards. Watch out for party thugs with dicey
drugs, whilst you head off to rock your house with
a sexy minx. Giving a newcomer the finger just
because you don’t agree with her politics might
Big Tip for 2007: Fortunate Jupiter lurks in your
subconscious during 2007, so it’ll pay to listen up
to your dreams and trust your hunches.
Dykey Double-Digits: 22, 26, 32.
January 21 – February 19
The generous Universe presents you
with an additional regular job to help you jump
the hump in your budget. Still succumbing to the
advances of masochist Neptune…? It’s time to
pick your self-esteem up off the floor and demand
your stud-between-the-sheets either takes you
totally or not at all. (Psst… she’s simply scared,
but knows you’re worth it).
Big Tip for 2007: Broad Jupiter brings positive
growth and good fortune via group interactions,
which means taking that class or joining the
Dykey Double-Digits: 16, 21, 32.
February 20 – March 20
‘Libe rator’ Uranus says it’s
Independence Day for many of you as you shake
off that ball-and-chain and bounce into a single
bed. Others come to the realisation that if you
don’t put out, you won’t receive. Keep an ear out
for who’s playing who, or you’ll miss the match.
Do be careful what you sweep under the rug.
Big Tip for 2007: ‘Opportunity’ Jupiter cruises
your career zone, bringing swell openings for you
to chew over (but beware of taking on more than
you can chew).
Dykey Double-Digits: 15, 23, 38.
March 21 – April 20
‘Safe-but-stuck’ Saturn won’t help
you ditch an unfulfilling relationship, so hone in to
your own devices and shake it off. This planetary
sister may also force your hand with a new
creative money-making project, and you’ll make
no bones about shaking her hand for that one. By
January’s end a cool residential move takes you
by the horns.
Big Tip for 2007: Jupiter will feel at home in your
travel/higher education zone, so expect to stretch
your mind or take a long journey.
Dykey Double-Digits: 12, 13, 22.
April 21 – May 21
If you are thinking about planning a
wedding, second honeymoon or reunion, this is
the month to get the party started. ‘Old-fashioned’
Saturn wants to tie you to the kitchen sink, but
you’ll have other ideas as to where you want to
get knotted (no kidding!). Click on the right box
and you’ve got yourself a good deal.
Big Tip for 2007: Due to Jupiter’s ride in your
Eighth House, you could be sharing super news
regarding shared finances or an inheritance.
Dykey Double-Digits: 27, 29, 32.
You definitely have it in the bag when
it comes to communication, so if you aim to bring
an up-and-down liaison to a happy medium, read
her some erotica before bedtime or chuck in some
sugar-coated words to create more intimacy (it
can work a treat!). Re-centre yourself by getting
some spiritual satisfaction out-back or via the
Big Tip for 2007: Jupiter’s switch to your polar
opposite, Sagittarius, means there’ll be huge
attitude changes in all your relationships – which
could be a good reason to celebrate!
Dykey Double-Digits: 18, 19, 28.
June 22 – July 23
Her right hand might not know what
her left hand is up to, but with three personal
planets in your relationship zone, there’s nothing
that a bit of loving training (ahem!) won’t sort out.
Expect to strip your life of annoying obligations
and responsibilities that have long been pinning
you down. A memorable business transaction
makes your month.
Big Tip for 2007: You’ll be tickled pink when
your work and health are given the thumbs-up by
generous Jupiter for a large portion of ’07.
Dykey Double-Digits: 12, 17, 29.
July 24 – August 23
Be wary of playing ‘feline rescuer’
with a seemingly innocent colleague (yeah right!),
especially if you’re doing your best to get that
pay-rise! Experimental Uranus in your sex zone
could see you tasting a bit of Tantric or being
‘eaten alive’ by a newbie (who wouldn’t normally
be your cup of tea). Wandering hands take you
Big Tip for 2007: Well, Jupiter’s in your bedroom
during 2007, so sexy is going to be back – again…
and again… and again…!
Dykey Double-Digits: 10, 15, 36.
August 24 – September 23
Start shakin’ what ya mama gave
you, because Uranus is riding your relationship
zone, and you’ll be reeling in bods who’ll meet
with your maddest sexual fantasies! Attached
Virgins: cease taking your partner for granted
(mooching maybe?) or she’ll be gone before the
month’s out. Don’t be scared to head off the
beaten track with a work idea.
Big Tip for 2007: Your home zone gets the
full brunt of energetic Jupiter’s fabulous force,
so expect to renovate, buy/sell or extend at
Dykey Double-Digits: 12, 17, 27.
September 24 – October 23
The Sun fires up your home region,
which will not only automatically turn up the heat
in the bedroom, but will have you cooking mouth-
watering treats in your kitchen or preparing to
be a yummy-mummy. If you want that awesome
position or vacant premise, play a little dirty
(you’re not so straight that you can’t go there
Big Tip for 2007: Jupiter’s larger-than-life
attitude is going to help anything to do with
communications grow in a big way – so be ready
Dykey Double-Digits: 18, 24, 31.
October 24 – November 22
Mars pushes an attitude change
when you eyeball your name on top or a relative
asks for guidance. A friend spills the juice on a
gal you’ve had your eye on for some time, which
instantly drags you out of your latest recluse
rendition. Be on your mark to dump a job and/or
prepare for a lifestyle shift.
Big Tip for 2007: Heavy financial issues will take
a hike, thanks to lucky Jupiter in your money zone
– but not before you take stock of your revised
value system, okay.
Dykey Double-Digits: 20, 30, 35.
November 23 – December 21
Purging Pluto is on her last legs in
Sagittarius, meaning your transformation is almost
done, the past feels like water off a…well…dyke’s
back, and you’d be crazy not to properly plug into
the gorgeous gal still at your finger-tips! Saturn
refuses to do you any more practical favours, so
get right on top of that financial issue.
Big Tip for 2007: Your boss, Jupiter, continues to
wander on her home turf, which could go one of two
ways: either you’ll grow in a positive fashion, or trip
yourself up by big-noting yourself. It’s your call.
Dykey Double-Digits: 21, 26, 29.
by Kris Fontaine
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