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Aries March 21-April 20
With Uranus moving and shak-
ing existing structures behind the
scenes, you'll be on autopilot over-
throwing restrictive and limiting
situations. Game's on to partay,
as you make a splash with hidden
talents, and feature get-ﬁt antics in
your New Year modiﬁcations.
Taurus April 21-May 21
Connecting planet Jupiter encourag-
es mixing and mingling with global
queer life, while mind-moistening
Mercury suggests new study or self-
improvement workshops. Open to
hear Saturn's wake-up call regard-
ing parenting issues and that domme
douche-bag's real intentions?
Gemini May 22-June 21
You ride a winner when streamlin-
ing social commitments and bring-
ing one-on-one relationships into
sharp focus. News-sharing and be-
lated gift-swapping feature in your
celebrations with extended family.
Uranus guarantees your trademark
gossip session goes off with a bang.
Cancer June 22-July 23
Mars turns his ﬁnancial back on you.
This only ﬁres you up for a lucrative
gig or ways to make yourself more
employable. Taking on a social role
equals networking, but watch you
don't go from zero to bitch in a mat-
ter of minutes!
Leo July 24-August 23
Your inner power-pussy re-emerges,
as Mars moves you towards solid
new beginnings. Be transformed in-
side and out with new body attitudes.
Dump those bad habits and work up
a sweat. Dormant party plans are re-
hashed and put into play.
Virgo August 24-September 23
Saturn's affair with your money
zone demands a serious revision
of investments. You're cashed up
for a seasonal holiday, and crack
the code on a speculative pursuit.
Search engine, Mercury, collects
data on happy-ending heavy-
weights in the bedroom.
Libra September 24-October 23
Doctor Saturn says grab some
down-time and get the dirt on those
alternative cures. This planet's non-
committal shift into Libra teases
you with a lifestyle make-over, then
leaves you to chew things over. Do-
her-now Mars prods you to enter
Scorpio October 24-November 22
Pluto hits on Venus to ask you the
hard questions regarding a raw re-
lationship or awkward business as-
sociation. Clearly, testy factors will
come under the microscope. You
crave meatier bites to your interac-
tions, so incorporate this item into
Sagittarius November 23-Dec21
Your cosmic mistress, Jupiter, is
hooked up with party princess Nep-
tune, so be poised for extreme en-
tertainment and mystical interludes.
Relocation and rearrangement of the
household pecking order punctuate
your month. Watch big love doesn't
shrink in the made-over bedroom.
Capricorn December 22-January 20
Old relationships both haunt and en-
courage you to clear a path for a lusty
liaison or to strengthen your current.
Neptune’s haze over your ﬁnances
makes way for 'project-counteract',
including a card-freeze and instant
resistance to comfort spending.
Aquarius January 21-February 19
Celebrate to the max, Aqueerians,
as Jupiter enriches your money
zone, giving you a glimpse of how
dependable future ﬁnances will be.
You're on a sensational journey,
boasting on-tap loving, and a nicely
loosened up lifestyle.
Pisces February 20-March 20
Handsome Jupiter gets you dog-
gy-style, simultaneously making
your romantic dreams a reality.
You'll feel a sense of joy stream-
ing back into your system. Check
you are well-heeled or securely
strapped-on for the hard-core
company you'll be keeping.
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