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LASTLOOK | STARS
Charlene Lichtenstein is the author
of HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology
For Lesbians (Simon & Schuster),
now available as an ebook (tinyurl.
Aries (March 21-April 20)
You’re itching for a far-flung
romance with a spicy foreign
lady. But you may not have
to travel far, in fact you may
already know her. Search
your list of gal pals and see
who could become your next
lovergrrl. Sometimes familiarity
breeds contempt but in
your case familiarity breeds
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
If you can focus on your career
and do what you need to do
right now, you will wind up
with a very merry end-of-year
celebration. Yet it will be hard to
concentrate while you have all
these hot and heady diversions
going on. Prioritize, Taurus.
Work now and work it later.
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Escaping the responsibilities
of a particular relationship
is futile, Gemini. And that is
why you should put aside all
other projects to focus on her
and only her. The two of you
could use a holiday vacation...
together. For those on the
prowl, an expedition for big
gayme hunting could be a life
Cancer (June 22-July 23)
Things are brewing at work,
Cancer. In the coffee room
things can get steamy and perky
rather quickly and coming to
work takes on new meaning. So
far so good. That is, until your
affair is exposed and so are you.
Will it all be worth it in the end?
Leo (July 24-August 23)
Prepare yourself for a frenetic,
fun-filled fall and winter. Holiday
party invitations arrive as you
suddenly find yourself on top
of everyone’s to-do list. All of
this hazy, crazy activity will have
its pros and cons. How many
events can you possibly enjoy all
at once? Will you be naughty or
nice, Leo? Oh let’s guess.
Virgo (August 24-Sept 23)
Virgos may settle themselves in
at home for the duration of the
holiday season with a hot toddy
and a hottie to keep them warm.
Life looks pretty good from your
comfy couch. But consider also
inviting a few bosom buddies
over for an intimate soiree one
night. You can toss a holiday
bash that will have tongues
Libra (September 24-Oct 23)
Give your creativity free reign
this winter, Libra. Your ideas,
now carefully curated and
deployed, can take you to new
heights of accomplishment. If
you have been sitting on the
fence waiting for the right time
to take action, this is it. You
seem to know just what to say to
get her to do what you want. Be
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)
Deck your halls with lusty babes
who are ready to stuff your
stocking. Scorpios are great at
planning the perfect soiree. So
start planning one that will have
the neighbors gossiping about
it for weeks. Choose your guest
list carefully and check it twice.
Go with the naughty and not the
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)
You are the one to know this
winter, Sagittarius. Not only do
you have ample charisma, poise
and panache, you also know just
what to say to charm anyone
to your way of thinking. Recruit
a bevy of admirers and plot to
achieve your eventual world
domination. Or is it dominatrix?
I get confused.
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)
You may have a secret admirer,
Capricorn. She is torrid, sexy
and totally fabulous...and she
can also be high maintenance.
Life could become one huge
scavenger hunt in order to find
her. I know that you are ready
for the expensive task. It will
all be worth it, even if only as a
valuable life lesson.
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)
Aqueerians like to live life in
the fast lane and now as things
speed up for you, capitalize on
all of the subsequent successful
results. Gather like-minded
ladies around you, put your pet
project into action and see how
things progress. By the end of
the year you will be in a position
to rule. And it’s not lonely at the
Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)
Finalize your end-of-year plans
now. If you want to make your
mark on the world, this is the
time to do it. Guppies have
great intuition now and can
discern the motives of others.
Use your acumen and personal
flair to disarm any hidden
enemies and gain complete
control. Take no prisoners
unless they’re sexy.
A Fond Femme
With Venus in rowdy Sagittarius and Mars in rebellious Aquarius,
we say goodbye to a bumpy 2016.
BY CHARLENE LICHTENSTEIN
Actress Toni Collette
was born on November 1.
(October 24-November 22)
This girlfriend smokes and
where there is smoke, there’s fire!
She possesses the innate ability
for deep probing intimacy and
strong emotion and takes it one
giant step further than sister her
water signs Cancer and Pisces.
Once is never enough for these
sexually robust mommas and
she is one of the few women
who can bring out the best in
anyone during lovemaking. Want
to soar to the highest heights?
Find yourself a passionate Scorp
and hop on her engine.
(Nov 23-Dec 22)
Advice for keeping your horsie
from trotting far afield: Give her
room to roam, don’t question
her whereabouts and trust her
to do the right thing. There is
nothing more frustrating for a
Sapphic Archer than to have her
every move probed. Probe into
other things. Rub her thighs and
tell her how smart she is. Lesbian
Archers love to be thought
of as brilliant and worldly but
remember that action and not
talk get these girls galloping.
Saddle her up and ride!
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