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THE BIRTHDAY GIRL: VIRGO August 24 – September 23
It’s thumbs up when business/financial opportunities flood in, causing
anything in the red to come out in the wash. Virile Vulcan sits on your
glowing Sun, making a proposal or announcement the perfect time to
bite your tongue. Begging isn’t your ball game, and it won’t rub when you
attempt to clear bad blood with an ex.
LIBRA September 24 – October 23
The generous Venus/Jupiter ‘pleasure box’ promises you awesomely
amorous times in your love-life and grand openings as far as your career
goes. You’ll be stuck in the hot seat when faced with the prospect of
hob-knobbing with a group of demanding has-beens. Avoid getting into
analysis-paralysis over a torrid family issue or cool car deal.
SCORPIO October 24 – November 22
Be on your toes, as hard-as-nails Saturn scratches a new pattern into your
career (note: heads will roll!). Your personal life will be a tough assignment
if you don’t eliminate the weakest link in a three-way. You’ll pull some
strings at a financial meeting when you prove you’ve no trouble rising to
SAGITTARIUS November 23 – December 21
The bright Sun streams through your career zone, helping ideas to gush
out, whilst giving you a chance to step outside your safe box. ‘Nothing
is fair in love’ has to be cliché of your month, but you’ll find relief when
you focus on her location-location (wink). Your domination continues in a
CAPRICORN December 22 – January 20
Singles snatch a date with a goddess who has settling down on her mind.
Those nicely cuffed revive the passion with united bench presses and arm
curls (ahem!). You may need to gently ambush a colleague in order to push
the boundaries on a project. Saturn says an inheritance or tax issue needs
AQUARIUS January 21 – February 19
Expansive Jupiter’s still doing her magic on your side of the bed, so expect
serious achievement with all things career-linked and travel-oriented. Hold
on to your belt when she exclaims she is falling (with that daily work-out
and healthy three-meal-a-day diet, you have nothing to lose!) Breasts beat
the bottle hands down for bubs.
PISCES February 20 – March 20
The all-giving Venus/Jupiter connection in your sex zone offers you a hand
in reviving a lesbian dead-bed or to lay bottled-up desire on the table.
Meanwhile, nagging Saturn still prods you to shoulder responsibilities
you’ve been uncomfortably sitting on. You so know you are what you eat,
so take yourself in hand – pronto!
ARIES March 21 – April 20
Cousin Jupiter plays hardball with your weaknesses, so avoid over-
indulgence with your chosen drug. Good news regarding a financial matter
or housing offer has you booking an exclusive table for two. Tired of
stubbornly chasing your tail with an ex or new gal in town? Then make a
serious decision to stop – simple.
TAURUS April 21 – May 21
Empathic Chiron (in your travel zone) reminds you how easy it is just to
pack a bag and go down South for a while. If the whole dating scene is
getting under your skin, join a like-minded group to kick-start a decent
gurl-on-gurl encounter. A knee-jerk reaction could re-ignite the flame for
GEMINI May 22-June 21
Super-cool Uranus continues to challenge your career aspirations and
dreams (much to your distaste). However, you’ll so lick Ms Universe’s feet
once you kick-start the new routine. You finally stop swallowing the lines
of an intrusive relly or mate. Your new digs will be the perfect hideaway for
yourself, your goddess and those gorgeous puppies.
CANCER June 22-July 23
Gentle movers, Venus and Jupiter, get comfortable in your home/family
zone, which means things may be smoothed over between arch enemies,
and postponed renovations will start to move in rhythm. Simultaneously,
Missy Mercury gives you meaty gossip regarding a complicated business
deal, and warns you not to splurge on a huge bi… er… buy.
LEO July 24-August 23
The discipline isn’t all-over-red-clover as stifling ringleader, Saturn, does
her business of whipping your sign into shape. Take a deep breath and
show the gurls how you’re ready to grow from the experience. You won’t
impress the cyber spunk or hip babe by slipping into a dusty outfit (that’s
so last century) – come on!
By Kris Fontaine
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