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By Kris Fontaine
THE BIRTHDAY GIRL: Gemini May 22-June 21
You'll be blown away by the totally waxed... (settle!)... Moon around the
21st, as she swings travel and open-ended work opportunities by you. If
you remain in a drain-relationship or plug into a gal who's a guaranteed
handful, you'll regret it. Add spice to your birthday suit with a satisfying food
CANCER June 22 -- July 23
The rear end of Mistress Saturn in your sign indicates it's a limp excuse to still
feel threatened by a gal's high and mighty attitude. Just watch the dynamics
shift gears as confidence begins to ooze from your every pore -- no sweat! A
pay-rise or exciting business offer is ready for you to fully snatch.
LEO July 24 -- August 23
It may seem like a labour of lust, but it's actually negative Neptune's 'march
of manipulation' (personified by your partner or best mate). Swamped by a
series of work demands, you raise the bar on erecting healthy boundaries.
One smart gal decides to give to you with both hands, making it choice-
time in love.
VIRGO August 24 -- September 23
Tell her you'll be there in a heartbeat if she chooses to stay for the long haul
-- otherwise, you'll be lifting your game and another gal's skirt! Be very afraid
when something big goes into your account as opposed to coming out. Your
kids/pets are incentive enough to expand your outlook and dripped-dry
LIBRA September 24 -- October 23
So you've placed a large tit, (ahem!) tick, beside the personal -- so now what?
Well, jump-her-for-joy Jupiter is still holding your hand, and your Mistress of
all planets, Venus, will get you off on the right foot -- enough said. Hold tight
for a creative position that should take you out of the red.
SCORPIO October 24 -- November 22
Once you get on those mountains or ride the slopes, you won't regret it. As
far as good lovin' goes, expect to dabble in some grey areas, but this won't
stop cries for commitment being mouthed. Something is raised that makes
you very aware of the babe you allowed to slip through your fingers.
SAGITTARIUS November 2 -- December 21
Whether you're overcome by the butch-brigade, flat-out with femme fatales
or eager to jump on the switch-train, it'll be on for young and old in June! A
family member gives you a pasting for pulling out of an important
engagement. Pumped Pluto makes sure you're there on the knocker when
the OS gal lands.
CAPRICORN December 22 -- January 20
The world becomes your oyster when top-of-your-Cosmos Jupiter makes
travel arrangements or job transfers easy as. Do not sit on your sharp ideas
when perving at worthwhile property deals or share portfolios. If you sense a
newcomer runs a tight ship, make it your business to get in there before she
AQUARIUS January 21 -- February 19
Empathic Chiron adds a dash of cream to your blunt suggestions, particularly
when dealing with potential partners or clueless in-laws. You decide to go full
circle with an idea that has gold written all over it. It'll be hard to hold off the
tide when a surprise package bulldozes her way into your life!
PISCES February 20 -- March 20
Come out, come out wherever you are! There's a creative genius in there, but
she's being overlooked with the self-destructive Pluto energy that's up your
rear. Don't keep your money cards so close to your chest, and start
schmoozing those who can give you a leg up. Romance never looked so
good from the bottom up.
ARIES March 21 -- April 20
Master Mars, nestling in the 'secrets' zone of your Cosmos, holds a surprise
big enough to blow your mind! Be prepared to eyeball an important
document, create an awesome partnership or up the ante on a physical
personal best. A feline dish makes your mouth water, whilst a chat buddy
could take you the wrong way.
TAURUS April 21 -- May 21
Private Pluto tells you to take a walk if things get a little testy at a business
meeting or corporate function. Be sure to fill up your partner or date with
enticing ideas if your aim is to get some la-la by June's end (!) Money talks
when accommodation or travel items are laid out.
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