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By Kris Fontaine
THE BIRTHDAY GIRL: TAURUS April 21 -- May 21
Some amongst you try fruitlessly to get a secure footing with a new gal,
whilst others fall headfirst into a non-negotiable break-up. Fact: there'll be
enough bull to fill your boot(y), so give it up with grace. Conscientious
Saturn helps you get hot and heavy with a sister-hood project, capable of
topping up your prestige.
GEMINI May 22 -- June 21
A planetary-pumped higher education zone urges you to get off your butt and
do something about that study opportunity. Don't be sucked in by a kiss-off
email, because this gal still wants you bad. You just may be able to pull off a
mad property deal or car sale with the help of your trusted chick magnet.
CANCER June 22 -- July 23
Rule of thumb goes something like this: hide behind that safe screen 'til you're
clean out of excuses, and you'll have ranked up enough frustration to get on
a plane and dam-well visit her! Professional pusher Pluto is hard on your back
to take on a position that requires shouldering more responsibility.
LEO July 24 -- August 23
Before things get out of hand, let Saturn's subconscious commonsense seep
through when you tie up outstanding financial matters or wrestle with jointly
owned property issues. If you can squeeze it in, make a date for some girl-on-
girl action... it's the least you can do after throwing your chat-buddy such a
VIRGO August 24 -- September 23
You'll be required to make a noticeable mark on a networking crew or CEO,
so don't plug into automatic panic mode. Whatever comes out of her mouth
could be a bit tongue in chick, but once she gets a few into her, she'll mean
business. With unreliable Uranus right in your face, expect the unexpected
with travel arrangements.
LIBRA September 24 -- October 23
A newcomer makes advances through competitive business, mad marketing
or drop-dead body language. Let lubricating Neptune maximize your chances
of getting the job or apartment, simply by making you quick on the trigger with
creative responses or smart offers. Someone close to the bone falls pregnant,
adopts a pussy, or gets totally pierced.
SCORPIO October 24 -- November 22
With the genius of Uranus traveling through your veins, you'll have no trouble
cracking her code at the business forum or workstation. Seriously, you could
be rolling in it if you soak up the advice of someone who's recently walked in
your shoes. Uh-oh - will you catch your mate red-handed with your ex trophy-
SAGITTARIUS November 2 -- December 21
May is top heavy with social engagements, but you need to get brave by
making moves where other gals fear to tread. The advanced Aquarian planets,
regrouping in your short journey/tertiary education zone, will tweak you to give
it all you've got to one of these gigs. A teenager is in for some awesome
CAPRICORN December 22 -- January 20
The Venus/Neptune conflict warns you to avoid office affairs or dangerous
triangles. You're after the serious stuff, and she's waiting patiently in the wings
(just take off those bi-focals!). Your boss shakes your hand when you
transform a sloppy situation into something co-workers receive well. Beware
the pash-rash when fronting up for the must-have gig.
AQUARIUS January 21 -- February 19
Admit it... you were sucked in by the mother of all losers (feel it to heal it, okay),
so be ready for a homecoming king/princess to make some noise with you. A
well-deserved pay-rise helps you slip on the extra workload like a love glove.
A piece of land is perfectly priced and placed.
PISCES February 20 -- March 20
With an active 'secret enemies' region, you'll need to probe a little deeper
when it comes to anything leaning towards document signing, shares or real
estate. That 'no entry' sign still hanging on your heart? It's so last year! Listen
up as a new gal slips something in during a 'serious' conversation.
ARIES March 21 -- April 20
Saturn's challenge requires you to make informed decisions concerning
career moves or business shifts. Thank her for coming, then make it a priority
to sort things out with an old flame before you commit (mantra: 'I shall not
cave'). Choose fruity music and skip cheesy lines for the celebration to go off
with a bang.
let your dog join in the fun of the annual
RSPCA Million Paws Walk
Centennial Park Sydney
Sunday May 15, 2005
Proudly sponsored by Hills Science Diet
and this is it!
The RSPCA is an independent non-government charity.
RSPCA NSW shelters have hundreds of desexed, vaccinated,
microchipped healthy pets waiting for good homes.
WEDNESDAY NIGHTS FROM
6-9PM CHILL OUT LOUNGE
MUSIC WITH DJ FEISTY
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