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By Kris Fontaine
THE BIRTHDAY GIRL: ARIES March 21 -- April 20
Moody Mistress Saturn warns you that dissatisfaction with your daily grind
may call for a complete makeover on the domestic front or social scene. A
die-hard fan comes quickly to your aid when a business gig or financial rip-off
needs addressing. Use the peephole before opening up to a potential triangle
or stalking ex. A brave tatt says it all.
TAURUS April 21 -- May 21
It's cuddles and kisses from King Cosmos when a normally hard-as-nails babe
presents you with an offer that'll wrap nicely around your recently damaged
ego. Arrange to have a pro on side before the month's out, or a she-devil
could be eating you alive regarding a legal issue or property option - seriously.
GEMINI May 22 -- June 21
If your heart is currently available, watch for an up and coming Capricorn gal
with ideas that'll sweep you off your tired feet. Married? That well-weathered
relationship requires an urgent dose of gentle strokes and side-serving of lust.
It's a bitch when you're forced to dip into your savings for pressing renovations
CANCER June 22 -- July 23
The mind-fricking Aquarian Mars in your sex zone tells you that there's a fine
line between pleasure and brains... introducing you to a hot gal who'll keep
you up all night with her clever head. Get with the program when you're given
an opportunity to be top dog at a long overdue family function or business
LEO July 24 -- August 23
A monetary or residential problem that's been hanging over your head finally
takes a hike. When you realise what really makes you tick, either go out and
get it or make it come to you. Sucked dry by in-laws or extended family
demands? Let mouthy Moon in Sagittarius (first week) set them straight.
VIRGO August 24 -- September 23
A flirty Fire sign, outrageous speaker or courier gal delivers exactly what you
want in the boardroom or bedroom. Let go of fruitless attempts to remain
dedicated to a job or relationship that's standing uncomfortably on her last
legs. Your hands are untied in connection with a potentially lucrative business
or awesome correspondence course.
LIBRA September 24 -- October 23
Make doubly D sure you're water-resistant before plunging in with a clingy
Cancerian or promiscuous Piscean. Seriously, don't ditch decent
communication for superficial strokes and false sentiment. That thirst for self-
employment or stimulating study is about to be quenched. A gal who insists
on sticking her nose in where it bothers you gets the flick.
SCORPIO October 24 -- November 22
Gangster-gal Pluto makes sure you're on the ball when asked probing
questions at a job interview or financial institution. Bear in mind that you can
never get enough protection when venturing into unknown cyber territories or
travelling overseas. The sincerity of your apology is a complete surprise to Ms
ex... but of little use.
SAGITTARIUS November 2 -- December 21
Keep it up if you want to reach a successful conclusion with a moneymaking
venture or home makeover. Pull yourself together before lashing out at a
newcomer, because she won't want anything more than you're prepared to
give. Family, on the other hand, may want more than they deserve - remind
them it isn't bush week!
CAPRICORN December 22 -- January 20
Excessive Jupiter makes it so that new introductions snowball into a
smorgasbord of maximum strength girlfriend potentials. Couples: dig deep to
find new ways of keeping the spark alive. Frequent flying, a credit card caper
or a hot business deal is headlined. One awesome addition to the household
or a pregnancy is coming up.
AQUARIUS January 21 -- February 19
Muscle-bound Mars rubs off on your intelligent sign, putting you in the right
headspace for an exciting physical challenge. Don't knock back advances
from a gorgeous chatterbox at the must-see exhibition. Something very cool
takes place on the home front. Be prepared for a wish to be granted before
April is out.
PISCES February 20 -- March 20
It's first in, first served at the charity event or talent gig, but that won't prevent
you saying your piece out loud. Turn a fizzled romance into a sizzling sexual
romp as you transform into 'gadget-gal'. The rest of you touchdown with a
very mysterious newcomer, but remember how curiosity killed the pussy...
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