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PICK UP LINES & VALENTINES
During Mardi Gras season your chances of meeting sexual partners is greatly
increased. So dust the cobwebs off your pick up lines, and purchase some new
sex toys. Married girls: consider a sexy new approach to Valentine's Day.
Did you know that 85% of the time you ask a girl out she will say yes. Behave
with grace if you are turned down: no doesn't always mean forever, and if you
really like her she may be interested another time.
Some successful spontaneous pick up lines I have tried are "So are you
single as well as sexy" - a good way to pay a compliment and find out her
availability. "I'd like to have sex with you AND I come very well equipped" is
possibly only useful for those who own a sex toy company or who have
made numerous purchases from a sex toy company, and who like to show
off about it!
An essential ingredient to a successful pick up is to make a girl feel special.
Remember you could be laying the groundwork for future success if not in the
moment. Ask her questions about herself, and listen to the answers...not
always easy in a room of throbbing music, so try to get her somewhere where
you can talk.
Always get her number as women often lose their nerve and won't call you.
Make sure you can call her. If you are not up for a one-night stand I recommend
meeting for coffee at a neutral place in daylight hours. What seemed like a good
idea during a substance enhanced dance party may not seem quite so
desirable during the cold light of day.
If it is desirable and you have gotten lucky and are heading back to your place,
make sure you are prepared. Have a sex kit on hand at all times: lube, gloves,
dams...or, for the really prepared, dildo, harness, condoms. If you are on
alcohol and/or drugs your judgement can be impaired so if you play it safe you
can avoid that nasty dose of thrush that could put you off the sex circuit for a
week or two.
Vigorous sex can result in the highly uncomfortable "thrusters disease", a
urinary tract infection that is transmittable and feels like you are urinating chillies
every 2-3 minutes: quite common in the initial phases of an encounter where
the sexual chemistry is good or just plain rough. Keep some Ural salts on hand
(available from chemists) to keep the pH of the bladder correct. If this treatment
hasn't worked within a couple of days, head to the doctor.
Good luck, and for those of you already in a relationship, arrange an
"encounter" with your lover to rekindle the excitement of when you first met.
Have some hot pashing on the dance floor or wild sex in the toilets. Those of
you romantic enough to remember Valentine's Day on February 14 may like to
plan a dirty weekend before the Monday. Try pouncing on her with a strap on
dildo as well as chocolates and roses this year!
This column is courtesy of Wendy at D.VICE, a lesbian owned sex toy company
promoting positive attitudes to healthy sexuality, quality sex gear and safe sex.
"What seemed like a good idea during a
substance enhanced dance party may not
seem quite so desirable during the cold
light of day."
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